vondell-swain:

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop

33,925 plays

cestlavieparis:

Lana Del Rey - Young and Beautiful (jazz version)

newyorkshows:

I don’t want to go to college, I want to go to broadway shows

um apparently if you turn off all your lights and turn the back light all the way down on your macbook this happens?????

actionfighter:

no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

meanplastic:

me leaving your mans house
bobertdowney:

this club has everything

pau1y:

what if 911 called you