nintendoggy:

how to identify a stoner: “do you smoke” “smoke what”

lineas-negras:

compliments

went to bed at 5
woke up at 10
back @ werk 
tryin not to die
jujerbuttz:

luv ur selfie
tittily:

send this to your crush with no context
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frederikstumblr:

waiting for the bukkake challenge

neonveins:

The lack of sex in my life is going to kill me, I can feel it.

snorlaxatives:

legalize peruvian puff peppers

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)